If you cut pie straight, you will go to housekeeping.
If you cut pie crooked, you will have no house to keep.
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If you cut pie straight, you will go to housekeeping.
If you cut pie crooked, you will have no house to keep.
Source: Current Superstitions (1896), entry 1311.
Fanny D. Bergen, editor.
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