If you drop a knife, your visitor will be a woman; if a fork, it will be a man; if a spoon, it will be a fool.
Pennsylvania.

If you drop a knife, your visitor will be a woman; if a fork, it will be a man; if a spoon, it will be a fool.
Source: Current Superstitions (1896), entry 763.
Fanny D. Bergen, editor.
Modern normalized navigation; the historical attribution above remains unchanged.